Roommates GC

[onahairtrigger]

Josuke has added Dan Heng to the group chat.
Josuke has added Yuuki to the group chat.

Josuke has added Eunie to the group chat.

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[onahairtrigger]

[Oh good god what's happening--

Josuke's hopping up immediately and heading that way, Maybelle and Pearl following close behind.]

[killerapp]

[What is happening is Yuuki has been picked up by his pod.

Because he is a very angry small reddish orange cat right now.]

What the hell!?

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[Dan Heng opens the door of his room to check on all the commotion, though he looks different. He has his phone in one hand, covering up the speaker like he's talking to someone else on the other line.]

Is everything alright?

[onahairtrigger]

I, uh-- Hm.

[He turns to Dan Heng, brow furrowed.]

"Alright" might be a stretch, but I'll handle things here, alright?

[Josuke looked at the Libra post, he knows Dan Heng has more important things to worry about right now.]

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[Dan Heng nods, albeit a little reluctantly. He does care about Yuuki's welfare, but Josuke's right that he's got a man about to go absolutely insane on the other line.]

... Alright. I might have to leave, but I'll text you once the situation has calmed enough.

[He'll step back into his room. However, he keeps the door open this time.]

[killerapp]

Why am I a cat right now?!

[He is about to break free of his pod's grip.]

[onahairtrigger]

Pod, I think you can put him down for now...

[Anyway.]

I'm, uh. Not sure. But Zodiac's start of the month post was weird and people are losing their damn minds on it-- And honestly, I'm not sure how I feel about Osorezan getting name-dropped on there.

[killerapp]

[Nope, the pod is not going to do that! Yuuki is too feisty.]

...that name's familiar, why is it familiar?

[onahairtrigger]

[He'll just hold his hands out to take Yuuki, then!!]

Mountain with a Buddhist temple and possibly an entrance to hell.

[So, you know, that's fine.]

[killerapp]

[Pod will hand over the kitten! Who is still cranky.]

What. Why would that get name dropped?

[onahairtrigger]

Well, the easy assumption is "nothing good".

[He's shifting Yuuki to one arm and digging out his phone to read off--]

"The Crossing has begun. Praise to our new realm. Praise to Osorezan. Praise to Lord Ao. May he reign eternally in the Land of Recollection." That's the post this month.

[killerapp]

[Yuuki starts to squirm even harder, trying to get free.]

Nope, there's no way--

[onahairtrigger]

Shinomiya Yuuki.

[killerapp]

[He freezes.]

What.

[onahairtrigger]

I know the situation's bad, but we need to keep as calm as we can.

[There's already enough people losing their minds on the Zodiac post.]

Losing our heads isn't gonna do us any good.

[killerapp]

I'm a cat right now, and you want me to stay calm?! I can't change back!

[onahairtrigger]

Freaking out isn't going to help!

[killerapp]

So what do you want me to do, huh? Just sit and wait around?!

[onahairtrigger]

Of course not! They tipped their hand early, that means we can get a start on doing something about this!

[killerapp]

Just--just put me down, dammit!

[onahairtrigger]

Are you going to bolt if I do.

[killerapp]

Just put me down, dammit!

[onahairtrigger]

[Sighing deeply.]

Fine.

[And he'll put Yuuki down.]

[killerapp]

[AND HE'S OFF LIKE A SHOT with distressed Fidough noises following after him as Maru chases him down. Chibi and the pod follow soon after.]

[onahairtrigger]

Oh for fuck's sake--