Roommates GC

[onahairtrigger]

Josuke has added Dan Heng to the group chat.
Josuke has added Yuuki to the group chat.

Josuke has added Eunie to the group chat.

Comments

[killerapp]

[Pod will hand over the kitten! Who is still cranky.]

What. Why would that get name dropped?

[onahairtrigger]

Well, the easy assumption is "nothing good".

[He's shifting Yuuki to one arm and digging out his phone to read off--]

"The Crossing has begun. Praise to our new realm. Praise to Osorezan. Praise to Lord Ao. May he reign eternally in the Land of Recollection." That's the post this month.

[killerapp]

[Yuuki starts to squirm even harder, trying to get free.]

Nope, there's no way--

[onahairtrigger]

Shinomiya Yuuki.

[killerapp]

[He freezes.]

What.

[onahairtrigger]

I know the situation's bad, but we need to keep as calm as we can.

[There's already enough people losing their minds on the Zodiac post.]

Losing our heads isn't gonna do us any good.

[killerapp]

I'm a cat right now, and you want me to stay calm?! I can't change back!

[onahairtrigger]

Freaking out isn't going to help!

[killerapp]

So what do you want me to do, huh? Just sit and wait around?!

[onahairtrigger]

Of course not! They tipped their hand early, that means we can get a start on doing something about this!

[killerapp]

Just--just put me down, dammit!

[onahairtrigger]

Are you going to bolt if I do.

[killerapp]

Just put me down, dammit!

[onahairtrigger]

[Sighing deeply.]

Fine.

[And he'll put Yuuki down.]

[killerapp]

[AND HE'S OFF LIKE A SHOT with distressed Fidough noises following after him as Maru chases him down. Chibi and the pod follow soon after.]

[onahairtrigger]

Oh for fuck's sake--